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novemberfuck:

i just

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stuckinabucket:

erstwhilegirl:

kiminophrase:

there’s been some confusion, for you see my crewmate is

I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS ALL MY LIFE OH MY GOD

this is the greatest thing.

Ahahahaha.  Oh god, yes.

(Source: girlyjolras, via thebibliovore)

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

(via polkahardlikeamofo)

guardian:

On ITV just now:

The man with the machete tells passersby in a broad London accent: “We apologise that women had to see this today but in our lands our women have to see the same. You people will never be safe. Remove your government. They don’t care about you.”

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leandraholmes:

walkamongstthestars:

By the time Benedict Cumberbatch arrived… everybody was in on it.

[x] The final installment to the neutron cream saga.

Oh god, my poor, poor, gullible baby ^^ 

(via probablycuzistartedtheapocalypse)

wauwy:

“Somebody threatened to shoot me once. That was pretty gangster, I guess. I don’t know how serious he was, but he said he was going to go home and get his gun and shoot me. And then I ran like a coward, which is not very gangster.”

[x]

(via needlesslydefiantwithtea)

congragulation:

“Ah, yes, my psychiatrist, Hax Murderer. He has been helping me profile this ax murderer.”

(via stopitsgingertime)

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mosoli:

im still laughing at this

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chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via liamdryden)

Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?

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agentbartowski:

teen wolf is totes gonna hire me

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pizzaforpresident:

jaclcfrost:

avatargrimes:

jaclcfrost:

chiptunehero:

jaclcfrost:

no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother

peter pot

peter pot
the only boy who was higher than peter pan

and this is probably why no one talks about him

peter pot is so high, he neverlands.

and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust

why would peter pan’s brother have the same first name and a different surname

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patientrecords:

bellegoddessdivine:

How to avoid rape… sounds about right, even though it was written almost 40 years ago.

Never not reblog

(via rcmclachlan)

"I’ve been told by producers, “Well, you know we need to get on this because you’re not getting any younger…” Women are reminded of their age all the time and it’s usually by a fricking fat, big-bellied old man with a comb-over and you look at him and you’re like, “Really? Give me a break. You just have more money and more power in this situation than I do, but not in my life."

Zoe Saldana (x)

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